This dress was forgotten at the tailor's all summer. I had the sleeves cut off because my huge biceps were busting through the seams. The best part was that I paid for it last time I was there, so it was as if it was free! And now my biceps are free as well.
Adam gets a big kick out of my "German Philosopher" accent, but that usually only shows up when I'm very tired or hungover (punch drunk), never on demand. Sometimes I think I'm Rocky. But, I've never seen the Rocky movies and apparently Rocky doesn't say "Yo Rock-EE", instead I'm supposed to say "Yo A-dri-AN!" in that voice. Who's Adrian?
Accents and regional lexicons totally fascinate me. I grew up saying "pop" and "tennies" (or tennis shoes for sneakers). My mom used to call the couch a davenport and apparently some people around here think the work MILK has an "e" in it. I love this stuff. Any favorites?!